Currently I am in no such state to even be thinking of swimsuits.
I have a lovely lard inner tube that I got for x-mas that has been chilling on my mid-section since December that won't go away...despite my greatest efforts.
And by greatest efforts I mean not working out
and
eating less ice-cream than I did the day before...
Womp Womp
However, I am not one to let the size of my ass get in the way of my dreams so I gotta ask..